- Son: *brings girl over to the house.
- Parents: Hi, you're so pretty. Come eat, come eat. Go in the room later and fuck.
- Daughter: *brings guy over to the house.
- Parents: Who are you? How are your grades? Where's your birth certificate? Why are you breathing my daughters air?
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